Saturday, April 24, 2010



Well you’ve got to expect something technical from an IITian
This one is for the mathematicians out there... actually for the wannabe, more likely for the wannabe but never can be mathematicians.

How often have you been stuck on a stupid maths problem requiring you to stupidly present stupid ways of proving stupid problems relating to some stupid stuff, and all you can do is sit, look around, scratch your head and wonder ‘Am I the only fool who can’t solve this stuff?’

For all you itchy brains out is the solution...and you know what? I think it’s going to be LEGEN.....wait for it......DARY

Yes ladies (I wish) & Gentlemen presenting to you the newest theorem which has stirred up a revolution in the world of mathematics
TOTO: the Theorem of Total Obviousness...

Proof: If something is obvious, it IS obvious.

TOTO has been successfully used to prove the PHP, and many other such mindboggling problems

Example Problem: If something...something...blah...blah...blah...Prove that x+y=z.
Solution: something...something...blah...blah...blah...
x+y=z; by TOTO (I mean why the hell would they ask if it was not true)

And you should get full marks this thing...tell me if you don’t...(well I don’t really care, so don’t )

I even have proof of TOTO’s credibility for all you non believers out there, although I won’t be writing it here.

PS: For all CS guys...TOTO works perfectly fine with subjects like Discrete Structures and FLAT and other similar stuff and I apologize for the delay, this stuff was supposed to be completed before the FLAT exam so you guys could use it...but all is not lost, we all would be getting F’s anyways so still a chance that this may come in handy.


  1. ha ha....yo rohan
    now it is proved that you are GOD.... don't ask why i said that...
    becos I just proved it..

    Hence proved by TOTO.... :P

  2. a coffee for the heavy drinkers!!!!